Vidaayi

Ek hawa ke jonke se
Yaaro ki mehfil bah jaayegi
Socha Na tha...

Haste Muskaraate Chehre
Kab kho jaayenge
Socha Na Tha.......

Boondein palko pe aakar
Kabhi yu ood jayegi
Socha Na Tha.....

Zindagi yu U-Turn
Legi aisa kabhi
Socha Na Tha.....

Ek Ek kar sabhi ko
chorahe tak le jaayenge
Kuch hua hi na ho jaise
Apne raaste chale jaayenge
Socha na tha....

Aaahista- aahista Saansein
Rookne ka dard Jeete ji
Kabhi mehsoos bhi karenge
Socha Na Tha....
Socha Na Tha....

<---- Manish Jain ---->

Office Hours

Usually every company’s office period is for 9 hours. Typical timings are from 9 O’ Clock in the morning to 6 O’ clock evening. But our office timing is 9 to 6:30 ;) officially. As you know this is very long time and it is very tough to pass this time even when you have work or not. If you don’t have work then it is obvious that you are not able to pass time but If someone has work then s/he normally pass time till 6:30 than starts working and It is very normal that in any IT company 70% of work is done after working hours which is only 20% of total working time and quite interesting is that it is not paid.

How people pass these paid time.

Starts with 9 hours 30 minutes (570 Minutes)
Everyone has to sign in before 10:30 am (90 minutes late to actual time)
Remaining Time 480 minutes

Anyone can sign-out after 5 pm(again 90 minutes before time)
Remaining Time 390 Minutes

Official Lunch time is 1 PM to 2 PM
But people start discussing about it at 12noon and reach cafeteria at 12:30 only but it doesn’t affect the end of Lunch Time that is always 2 PM or some time 2:30
I assume it as 2:15
Time in lunch is 12 to 2:15 (135 minutes)
Remaining Time 255 minutes

At least 2 coffee breaks of 30 minutes each(60 minutes)
Remaining Time 195 minutes.

Still We have 195 minutes that is more than 3 hours.

For this 3 hours people usually spend in various activities although these all are useless for company for which they are working for and the most Important is company is paying for it. What are these activities ?
Let’s Start :-
• * Blogging :- Most of the guys write the post in 9 Minutes(Maddy) to 2-3 hours(Bagga) but they forget to mention the editing time which is far more than the writing time. You will not believe that some are editing the html code of blog template. (30 minutes)
• * PakUrdu/Gupshup :- In short these are the online communities which discuss or gupshup about Osama to Jardari to Pakistan to Naseebo.
• * News :- It is like everyone is preparing for IAS and spending time in reading articles perhaps the time is more than the time which they spent in preparing exam in entire college Life.
• * Finance desk : Some are busy in making and analyzing charts of stock markets.
• * One of the worst time pass if any international cricket match is going on than many will refresh the news page 100’s of time to get the live score. (15 minutes minimum)
• * Some Read Novels. (average 5 minutes)

I forgot to mention the time passed in checking forwarded emails and in forwarding those mails to others. (30 minutes)
Communicator chat time !! (15 minutes)
Google time pass !! (assume 30 minutes)
Reading others blog(10 minutes)

Remaining time (195 – 30 -15 – 30 – 15 – 30 – 10) = 65 Minutes 

So finally our office hour is limited to around “ONE HOUR”
Still talking with friends is remaining……
So Have fun at Office while being Paid 

<--- Mnaish Jain --->

The Most Boring post of the World !

This is after very long time when I am writing on this blog. Actually I was busy in doing nothing at my company. Today also I am doing nothing but I thought I should write something which is related to no one but everyone wants to get it, read it. I don’t know what am I going to write and what people will understand and what they will take meaning of this, I have completely no idea about it.

If you feel this is the end of this post than you are wrong but if you think that the post is not ended yet and there would be some useful things will come up that can make you rich than you are completely more than wrong. But I know that some have not reached beyond this line. So I want to congrats all the people who are still managing their mind. You know one thing that is, If someone reading, S/He must not have mind in correct condition because if the person who wrote this doesn’t use brain in writing this than how can any person with brain can become fool.

Ok, Now come to the point, But first you should understand why should we go to point ? Is it compulsory to go to the point If we can gather in a circle. Ok, No more puzzling . Actually I am writing this to kill my time and kill your time. I believe I am completely Passed in my aim. What do you thing am I not?

I know, Now you are either Laughing or Crying or Shouting. You may be in any condition But I am sure that you are not in Normal condition. So I request you please don’t come to my place to beat me. You can put your anger in form of comments but again I guess you are not in that condition. Are you?

Oh My god, You are still reading. Now I can believe that My post is not more boring than you. I am happy now but I think you are not happy. Don’t try to make yourself happy because anyone can read your face now that you are not the one which you are trying to show you are.

This is only the first degree torture, If you want to get 2nd and 3rd degree you can read this post 2 or 3 times respectively.

I don’t know whether this is the most boring post of the world or not but It’s up to you to tag it as the same.

Last but not least, Don’t be panic as you all have medical insurance by the Company “Wahi Jiska Naam Nahi Liya Jaata” (Line Taken from Harry Potter)


<--- Manish Jain --->

Dreams - "The weird Imagination"

Today I am going to talk about dreams, Don't go to other meaning like Goal, Aim of life etc. Dream is thing which we see after sleeping. These dreams are more weird than what you can imagine. and I believe It is true. There are different people who believes that dream is nothing but whatever you want to think or whatever is in your heart etc etc. I don't know whether it is true or not. May be sometime it becomes true But I saw a dream 5 days ago which is completely weird and unexpected for me as that thoughts never came to my mind before.

So I am recalling the dream -
I was going to satyam office I saw Maddy at the main gate of company's office . I asked her "Why are you angry? Is there any problem?" I just completed this line and she started crying and said, "You know manish that my weight is growing like anything, Even my husband has started teasing me now. He is saying that I am in nervous nineties so be careful and make Century. So I decided to join Gyn." " Than, what is the problem. Go to Gym. I am sure you will lose at least 30 -40 kg within a month if you will start dieting." I replied.
"My Boss RAGHU is a problem. He is from Our batch only, still he is not giving any relaxation of timing in morning. Raghu The waste fallow, Who made him Boss, I want to kill that guy."

Now we are in office busy in doing some work. suddenly we saw that a guy in formal white shirts and black Jeans shouting on guard for attendance, saying How can you mark abscent for me? I am only two hours late. You don't know how to handle kids. I have three. and...... bla bla bla .... (I forgot) There was a parents meeting in school so i came late..... again bla bla bla…
After some time he came to my place and said - " Yaar Manish , Dhadi Maja aayaa aaj to, Chotu ke school gaya tha .. Kya patackha teacher thi Maja aa gaya."
I said "Yeah sodde ko koi nahi samjha sakta."

I forgot the next part of dream. after some time Alarm started ringing and that's the end of my dream.

I never thought like this but it came in dreams. Little weird :)

<---Manish Jain--->

Satyam "No Satya, No Sunder"

I usually don't believe in conspiracy theories but here I am giving you the other picture of so called "Satyam fraud case". I know that you all be aware of this case so I am not going to explain you the fake figures.

In this whole case the main thing which stuck to my mind is what makes Raju to suddenly confess the thing of fraud of thousands of crores Rs. when everyone knows that India's system is the one in which any person like him can easily get out or pass decades easily.
As Raju said in his confession letter that he is doing because for his "internal satisfaction". He also said that he is the only one who was involved in this. But I don't think this the case.

Now I am going to tell you the possibilities.....
First, may be the confession letter is also a part of the fraud and Raju and his friends are making money of this market. You would think that how can a person can make money from down market. but people who know about Put and short option can understand the earning by down market and it is possible also because only Raju knew about it before time. any one knew it before it came to media can easily short sell the stock of ten times than what money have so if market is down by 80% you can earn around 800 % of money what you have. It is also possible that this crash is making thousands of Rs for Raju's men.One can also say that Satyam loss is Raju's loss as he is the CEO. No ... because he has only 3% stake in Satyam. If you have 100 rs in one pocket and 3 rs in other pocket than which pocket will you want save. One answer 100 rs.

Second,DSP Merrill lynch (ML), There is a possibility that ML which was working for regaining investors' confidence who came to know about the balance sheet fraud and they were planning to reveal it but this cause bankruptcy of Satyam, so may be they have forced raju to confess something minimum. So we can say that the fraud may be bigger than which is reviled. One can make doubt about ML, I would say about it is all Institutional investors started selling Satyam shares at 75- 80 rs/shr but ML sold it at 108rs./shr may be because they knew the really situation.

Third, Raju is really a gentleman. The person who tried to increase the share price of the company in which he has less than 5% stake. See if first two things are not true than we can say that Raju haven't got a single coin from the fraud. he was just trying to make the company successful on charts and trying to remove the company from the fear of possible merger or acquisition and it is not at all wrong intension.

fourth, If the first possibility is true than this also can happen that the confession letter is bogus(only the figures.) and the fraud is smaller but there is almost zero possibility of it.

Finally we are waiting for merger with a good company. I have received around 30 calls in last one day asking about the company. some people are saying to leave the company. I would like to suggest you to if any one want to take risk than buy 100 shares of Satyam in price range 15 - 25 rs/shr. and hope for merger with a reputed company. It will cost you 1500 - 2500rs(at max 4000). is equal to your expenditure in making "Bills".

So Be optimistic !
All the best !
<--- Manish Jain --->

...Early Bird !!

This is my first post in year 2009 so Happy New Year to all.

today is my first working day as 1st Jan is holiday. I came to office at 8:35 and When I went to attendance register for entry I saw that My name is now printed(Previously It was hand written). and you know because of new month the register was also new. and I was the first person to come office so there was only my signature in the register.
Ohhhh... it means I am the Early Bird Today...(On very first working day of the year 2009)...

I am happy ... But is it good or I am a fool/stupid who came office that early. Whatever others think about it doesn't matter to me ... really !!! I don't know.
But can't do anything so be :)

I welcome you all in year 2009..