iS-MiLe :-)

Is-Mile !
Smile is an expression of face. The following part of this post will describe why should I or you smile.
1. To cry we need tears but We don’t even need tears for smiling.
2. A Smile on every face can remove crime from the world. As no one can do crime while smiling. It is a fact that a person cannot kill other person while smiling. Just think about a scenario that a guy having smile on his face and a knife in his one hand and trying to kill someone….. is it possible ? Smile and knife together !!!
3. Smile removes the difference made by Language, Country… Every one smiles in a same language.
4. Physics is not applicable for Smile…. The shortest distance between two people is smile.
5. For Girls … No need of going to beauty parlors , just have smile on your face… It’s an inexpensive way to change your looks.
6. You can do more shopping by the money saved from Parlors.
7. Smile removes the beauty bars… I have never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
8. If You cry you will have more wrinkles, Smiles removes this possibility also…
9. Smile makes your heart positive and mind active.
10. Smile and Save energy … 17 muscles are used for smile and 40 for frown.


So keep Is-Miling !!
< --- Manish Jain --- >

Dumps of "Sach ka Saamna"

So Here is the dumps of TV Serial “Sach Ka Saamna” (The Indian Version Of English Reality Show “The Moment Of Truth”). There are only few questions are out. We asked few contestant about the question which were asked. Whatever they told us we are writing here. It’s completely Open Source dumps. Anyone can modify or copy the dumps.

George W Bush
Q. Do you think you look like an African monkey?
Answer: Yes, That’s why I don’t use mirrors.

Abhishek Bachchan
Q. Do you think that your school passed you because you are son of Big B
Answer: Yes, But That is not my fault, I had Dyslexia.

Hilary Clinton
Q. Have you ever had a crush on Osama-Bin-Laden?
Answer: Who will say no, Of course Yes.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee
Q. Do you think you are unmarried because you don’t have the courage to propose anyone.
Answer: No, I proposed many– From Jayalalitha To Mahbooba To Mayawati to Vasundhara To Mamta … Even I proposed few ladies of Congress also.

Mika
Q. Do you think that Rakhi Sawant made the kiss issue a big controversy because you didn’t kiss perfectly.
Answer: Yes, I am not a good kisser like Imraan bhai.

Ekta Kapoor
Q. have you ever watched one complete episode of any of your ?
Answer: No, Do you think I am mad or what ! Never.

Manmohan Singh
Q. Have you ever tried for Soniya Ji ?
Answer: ……………………………… Ohhhh His Wife pressed the buzzer.

Narendra Modi
Q. Do you always hide that you lose money in Share market
Answer: Yes…………… (Crying)

Few questions are still unsolved as Contestants don’t want to reveal. These are
1.Shiney: Did you rape your maid?
2.Rakhi: Sawant: Will you marry Elesh?
3.Mayawati: Are you making Giant Idols only for your fame?
4.Buta Singh: Are you corrupt?

We are always open for your valuable suggestions and comments……

< --- Manish Jain --- >

P.S. We don’t take any guaranty of any question or part of the question. No jurisdiction area is applied.

Ek Chhoti Si Love Story

Place :- Somewhere in Jaipur.
Time:- A Monday between 2004 - 2008

That day the class was cancelled. I was not informed so I went for the class. This was the best part of this story…. What a great luck I had that day as She was also not informed. So we two were alone there. She asked me to come with her to her house. Even though my hostel was in different direction I agreed to go with her. After 5 minutes of silent walk I asked her name she said “S* Jain”(Full Name cannot be written in public place). Jain … Oh my goodness. We talked for around half an hour and walked for 10 minutes.

I am little bit weird (Sometimes People call Psycho to this weirdness). I usually listen one song at a time. Same is applicable to Other half of world as song. I think about one beauty at a time for few days. So for next few days She was in mind. So what did happen after that ?

Day 2 I took Vipul Bhai’s bike (The Great Bajaj Boxer with worst condition) to the class. She was alone that day also as Neha(I think other girl’s name was Neha but I am not sure) didn’t come to class. She came to me and said – “Wait for few minutes after class”. After class She asked me to drop her to her home. Her home was at walking distance from our classroom. Still she was asking. This time I had Vipps bike and that too Bajaj means gear in front. (I usually drove Hero Honda type Gear bikes only). As I couldn’t say no, my bad luck begun. She was sitting on pillion seat and then whatever happened was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Gachhh… Gatchhh… Two times… I thought I will kill Vipul. So after that we reached her house. We talked for two hours. Whatever we discussed was all waste and useless.

Day 3, Same as day 2 just remove the bike from picture. (Vipul had come to college So I gave him The Bike)

Day 4, She thought I am flirting with her (At that time I didn’t even know how we do we do flirting). We didn’t talk that day. In the evening she sent me a big email stating – "I have a boyfriend and he doesn’t like me to talk with any other guy. I talked to you as a friend and You took it Otherwise. We should not talk to each other from now…… bla… bla… bla… ". I replied – “I never tried for you. I will never talk to you first. Go to Hell”

Day 5, She called me and said Sorry.
Day 6-7 Weekends
Day 8 We met in class but didn’t talk. I knew that Her branch is not computer science So there would be a very less possibility to meet her again in class but I didn't try.
Day 9 It’s time to change the song and the beauty !!

P.S. 1. This story is almost true But It occured few years ago so there might be a few mistakes in recalling.
2. Please don’t confuse with other s-Janis those are waste.

<--- Manish Jain --->

Childish Concepts

Once I read one of the many stories of Akbar-Birbal. In the story Akbar asked, “Which is the fastest thing in the universe?”. Everyone was giving different answers and a few said sound is the fastest. some said light is faster than sound. But Birbal said that Light is not the fastest thing in the world. The fastest thing is “M-a-n”(Hindi). At one moment it would be on the earth and the next moment it could be at the sun or anywhere in the Universe.
Like this My mind(M-a-n) was also fast when I was a kid. At that time I used to spend(waste) hours in thinking about all the things in the world. I lost so many nights because of it. So here I am recalling my thoughts which were all wrong and weird.

Bombay :-
Once I went to Mumbai when I was 10. I saw so many advertisement hoardings. I knew them and their working. I knew that companies put their ads on it and owner gets money for it. But I was wondering that who is this stupid giving ads of numbers like 022 – 4569874 or 9874563210. I was making fun of the person for so many months in my thoughts. But at that time I was too young to discuss this topic with others. But Why The ads? I spent many sleepless nights to get answers for it .

Clouds :-
My father had a scooter. So whenever we went somewhere I used to stand Between the driver seat and the Scooter handle since I am the youngest person. While I was at it I passed my time watching other vehicles, specially their numbers. But what strange thought came to my mind was that there are so many vehicles in the city so there would be large quantity of smoke with the same color. So I thought there should be more clouds generated continuously. Then there must be more rains in the city. But it never happens in our city. I put a lot of effort to find out the answer. I knew how the clouds are generated from sea water, but I was not able to differentiate between the Cloud and the smoke coming from vehicles.

Rain Shower:-
My family lives in a small house. There is a hole in the roof at the center of the house for light. But In rainy season water used to come from it. So we put an Iron sheet. We made the Sheet from a drum by removing top and bottom cover and cutting it vertically. The sheet was in rectangle shape. I used to think that if I fill water on the roof and make some holes in the sheet than there will be a rain type scenario in our house. So I tried thinking of the dimension of the sheet used by God to make real rain

Non-Existence of Earth:-
I used to think that what would have happened to us if Earth doesn’t exist. There were two kind of thoughts came to my mind.
1. When I didn’t know that earth is a planet, Earth is spherical, There is an atmosphere around the earth. I used to think that earth is nothing but ground on which we are standing. So for me non-existence of earth means non-existence of plane ground to stand on. I had seen the big valleys on discovery channel. So I used to imagine life like we are living on the slope of those valleys the only difference was their slope was endless and we are walking down and down and down.
2. When I knew that earth is a planet, Earth is spherical, There is an atmosphere around the earth. At That time I knew the real earth so I thought non- existence of earth means We all are falling in sky throughout our Life. I used to be scared of thing that If I leave my mother’s hand then I will lost her.

These are some concepts which were created and destroyed by me. There are few more about which I will write later.

<--- Manish Jain --->

I, He and She

Location :- Somewhere in Pune, India
Day :- Some day in June 2009

After the explosion in our company during mid June everyone was in different kind of thoughts. We were not talking to each other much but still we were talking wherever it was essential... Actually the fun part was missing from our chats. Same was happening with I, He and She.

The only thing which was worrying He and She is that both were in opposite side of stream.

That day both He and She were little more depressed and I came to know that She is leaving on very next day. I went outside for some work.

When I was coming back I saw that He and She had come to garden in our society. They asked me to come to some restaurant for dinner.
‘Ok’ – I replied without hesitation.
Then we started walking towards the restaurant. I thought why I am going with them. ‘To disturb them’ – I answered myself. And the answer was pitching me badly. After few minutes of walking we reached to some restaurant.

We sat there but we were not speaking a single word. She was playing with He’s phone. He was thinking something with closed eyes. I was completely clueless what to do. The background music was according to situation (Songs Of Hindi Movie – “Akele Hum Akele Tum”). He and She had very little hope that they will meet again in the same company. I was never in this kind situation before. I was thinking why I came with them. They may have wanted to talk to each other. I started abusing myself in my mind only.

Somehow we had dinner, Came back to home and very next day morning I went to Office. He went to Railway Station to Drop Her.

<--- Manish Jain --->

Birthday after Death !!

Year 2009 - Birthday on July 20 and Death on July 12

So today is 8th day after death and my birthday. Two different occasions, two different feelings, two different directions and two different domains but One thing is common among all and that is Me. Friends want to celebrate but my heart says no. Should I listen to my heart or my friends. Life is becoming very complex for me and I am not a genius who can come over it very easily.

So I switched off my phone to avoid the conflict. I know that this day will not change my life still I am trying to run from the world where people know me to somewhere where I am alone, nobody knows me. I want peace from this crowded life. I want a break from this messed life.

My fault is that I want all these things today when everyone thinks that I am completely free(mentally) to get their wishes. It’s not their fault also. It’s just a game and gamer is not any one from us.

"Pyaar amar hai duniya mein
Pyaar kabhi nahi martaa hai
Maut badan ko aati hai
Rooh ka jalwa rahtaa hai
Janam Janam ka saath hai nibhne ko…… "


< --- Manish Jain --- >