Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Perception !

Whenever we see anyone first time Our mind and heart make a perception about the person. The perception may be good or bad. And after this our energy goes in the direction of perception. If the perception is good then we pass positive energy It helps both you and the person but if you have a negative perception about someone then you think that whatever s/he is doing or thinking is wrong and you pass negative energy.

So what is good ? - Good/Bad perception
Bad perception is always wrong and Good perception is very risky. Best thing is that never judge any person by just looking him or just listening to other’s words. Because most of the time if we do not have good perception for someone even if the person is not bad. We starts behaving rudely with him and after few time he thinks that you are not behaving properly so he starts avoiding you and after this you think that you were right this guy is like this only. The reality was that you make him like this.

I’ll tell you another story.( Disclaimer:- This story is completely fictitious and is not related to any live or dead person)
There is a guy named Kunal. Kunal works for a company which have more than 1000 employees and have offices across different city of India. One day he got transferred. He has few friends over there. So he starts going new office daily. There is a girl named Kirti. Kunal’s friends told him that don’t talk to her because she is characterless girl. So Kunal makes a PERCEPTION about the girl. Now Whatever she does Kunal thinks about that in negative way. One day Kunal was sitting in office, Kunal was very upset that day and his eyes was full of tears. No one in office even noticed him. Suddenly Kirti pinged him and asked “ Is anything wrong. Let’s have a coffee break, It will be helpful.” Kunal Never expected this kind of response as he was under different perception. Now Kunal is feeling guilty.

Moral of The Story :- Never make perception on basis of others perception.

< --- Manish Jain --- >

Friday, August 7, 2009

iS-MiLe :-)

Is-Mile !
Smile is an expression of face. The following part of this post will describe why should I or you smile.
1. To cry we need tears but We don’t even need tears for smiling.
2. A Smile on every face can remove crime from the world. As no one can do crime while smiling. It is a fact that a person cannot kill other person while smiling. Just think about a scenario that a guy having smile on his face and a knife in his one hand and trying to kill someone….. is it possible ? Smile and knife together !!!
3. Smile removes the difference made by Language, Country… Every one smiles in a same language.
4. Physics is not applicable for Smile…. The shortest distance between two people is smile.
5. For Girls … No need of going to beauty parlors , just have smile on your face… It’s an inexpensive way to change your looks.
6. You can do more shopping by the money saved from Parlors.
7. Smile removes the beauty bars… I have never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
8. If You cry you will have more wrinkles, Smiles removes this possibility also…
9. Smile makes your heart positive and mind active.
10. Smile and Save energy … 17 muscles are used for smile and 40 for frown.


So keep Is-Miling !!
< --- Manish Jain --- >

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Dumps of "Sach ka Saamna"

So Here is the dumps of TV Serial “Sach Ka Saamna” (The Indian Version Of English Reality Show “The Moment Of Truth”). There are only few questions are out. We asked few contestant about the question which were asked. Whatever they told us we are writing here. It’s completely Open Source dumps. Anyone can modify or copy the dumps.

George W Bush
Q. Do you think you look like an African monkey?
Answer: Yes, That’s why I don’t use mirrors.

Abhishek Bachchan
Q. Do you think that your school passed you because you are son of Big B
Answer: Yes, But That is not my fault, I had Dyslexia.

Hilary Clinton
Q. Have you ever had a crush on Osama-Bin-Laden?
Answer: Who will say no, Of course Yes.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee
Q. Do you think you are unmarried because you don’t have the courage to propose anyone.
Answer: No, I proposed many– From Jayalalitha To Mahbooba To Mayawati to Vasundhara To Mamta … Even I proposed few ladies of Congress also.

Mika
Q. Do you think that Rakhi Sawant made the kiss issue a big controversy because you didn’t kiss perfectly.
Answer: Yes, I am not a good kisser like Imraan bhai.

Ekta Kapoor
Q. have you ever watched one complete episode of any of your ?
Answer: No, Do you think I am mad or what ! Never.

Manmohan Singh
Q. Have you ever tried for Soniya Ji ?
Answer: ……………………………… Ohhhh His Wife pressed the buzzer.

Narendra Modi
Q. Do you always hide that you lose money in Share market
Answer: Yes…………… (Crying)

Few questions are still unsolved as Contestants don’t want to reveal. These are
1.Shiney: Did you rape your maid?
2.Rakhi: Sawant: Will you marry Elesh?
3.Mayawati: Are you making Giant Idols only for your fame?
4.Buta Singh: Are you corrupt?

We are always open for your valuable suggestions and comments……

< --- Manish Jain --- >

P.S. We don’t take any guaranty of any question or part of the question. No jurisdiction area is applied.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Ek Chhoti Si Love Story

Place :- Somewhere in Jaipur.
Time:- A Monday between 2004 - 2008

That day the class was cancelled. I was not informed so I went for the class. This was the best part of this story…. What a great luck I had that day as She was also not informed. So we two were alone there. She asked me to come with her to her house. Even though my hostel was in different direction I agreed to go with her. After 5 minutes of silent walk I asked her name she said “S* Jain”(Full Name cannot be written in public place). Jain … Oh my goodness. We talked for around half an hour and walked for 10 minutes.

I am little bit weird (Sometimes People call Psycho to this weirdness). I usually listen one song at a time. Same is applicable to Other half of world as song. I think about one beauty at a time for few days. So for next few days She was in mind. So what did happen after that ?

Day 2 I took Vipul Bhai’s bike (The Great Bajaj Boxer with worst condition) to the class. She was alone that day also as Neha(I think other girl’s name was Neha but I am not sure) didn’t come to class. She came to me and said – “Wait for few minutes after class”. After class She asked me to drop her to her home. Her home was at walking distance from our classroom. Still she was asking. This time I had Vipps bike and that too Bajaj means gear in front. (I usually drove Hero Honda type Gear bikes only). As I couldn’t say no, my bad luck begun. She was sitting on pillion seat and then whatever happened was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Gachhh… Gatchhh… Two times… I thought I will kill Vipul. So after that we reached her house. We talked for two hours. Whatever we discussed was all waste and useless.

Day 3, Same as day 2 just remove the bike from picture. (Vipul had come to college So I gave him The Bike)

Day 4, She thought I am flirting with her (At that time I didn’t even know how we do we do flirting). We didn’t talk that day. In the evening she sent me a big email stating – "I have a boyfriend and he doesn’t like me to talk with any other guy. I talked to you as a friend and You took it Otherwise. We should not talk to each other from now…… bla… bla… bla… ". I replied – “I never tried for you. I will never talk to you first. Go to Hell”

Day 5, She called me and said Sorry.
Day 6-7 Weekends
Day 8 We met in class but didn’t talk. I knew that Her branch is not computer science So there would be a very less possibility to meet her again in class but I didn't try.
Day 9 It’s time to change the song and the beauty !!

P.S. 1. This story is almost true But It occured few years ago so there might be a few mistakes in recalling.
2. Please don’t confuse with other s-Janis those are waste.

<--- Manish Jain --->